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        laetsunday,iwenttothehainanwithmyparents.wehadagoodtime.first,wevisitedthemuseumofsea.wesawmanybeautifulfishs.theseconddaywewenttothemountans.theweatherwasreallyfine.thethirdday,wewenttothebeaches.atlastwecamehome.weallhappythere.這寫的是一家人去海南度假。要采納我的答案哦

        有關(guān)英語有趣的事

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        小胖怡情

        在日常學習、工作和生活中,大家都寫過作文吧,根據(jù)寫作命題的特點,作文可以分為命題作文和非命題作文。還是對作文一籌莫展嗎?下面是我整理的關(guān)于一件有趣的事英語作文,希望對大家有所幫助。

        I still remember a funny thing of mine when I was a child. I have been short-sighted since I was thirteen years old.But I don't like to wear glasses because it made me feel uncomfortable.One day,when I after school, I walked happily.Soon, I found a woman like my mother very much.Of course I thought she was my mother.Then I walked to her happily and spoke loudly :"Hey,mom. I miss you all day!"But 'mother' was very surprised and said:"What?Who are you?" Why did mom ask me who I was? I wore my glasses then.God ! She wasn't my mom! I said sorry to her and ran away as fast as I can.From then on, I also wore my glasses when I after school. Because I didn't want to make a mistake like that any more...

        我仍然記得我小時候的一件趣事。從十三歲開始,我就成了近視眼。但我不喜歡戴眼鏡,因為它令我感到不舒服。一天放學后,我愉快的走著。很快,我發(fā)現(xiàn)一個長得很像我媽媽的婦女。當然,我以為她就是我媽媽。然后,我愉快的走向她,大聲的說:“媽媽,我整天都在想念你!”但“媽媽”非常驚訝,說:“什么?你是誰啊?”為什么媽媽會問我我是誰呢?于是我戴上我的眼鏡。天啊!她不是我的媽媽!我向她說了對不起之后,就盡我可能快的跑開了。從那一次開始,當我放學之后我總是戴上我的眼鏡。因為我不想再犯下像那次那樣的錯誤.......

        This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

        今天早上,我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑來滑去,一不小心打了滑。四肢張開,好是滑稽??勺屓艘庀氩坏绞前l(fā)生了,它小心地站了起來!前腿一滑,但后腿一踢。笑死人了,簡直是太滑稽了!

        This Saturday was my aunt's birthday, so my family went to a resterant to have dinner. We were quite happy. After dinner, we sent presents to my aunt.Then we lighted cancles, sang birthday songs, and finally ate the cake.

        I think it was very interesting.

        在這個周六的晚上是我阿姨的生日,我們?nèi)胰チ瞬宛^給阿姨過生日,我們大家都很高興。等吃完飯后我們都給阿姨送了生日禮物,等送完禮物后我們點蠟燭唱生日歌,然后吃了蛋糕!

        我認為這件事很有趣!

        Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

        And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair.

        I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.

        There’s people who are great singers that don’t have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but aren’t technically good singers (think Mariah Carey–her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices *and* are good technical singers–and these are the people that there is general agreement on. You make a list of these people as “great singers” and you generally don’t get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra..

        That’s a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldn’t sing doesn’t know anything about singing.

        A thought of it, I always smile when their how silly!

        Today, I play badminton with zhangyu when odd quirk, badminton "fly" onto the roof. Using a racket threw a couple of times no obvious and badminton stop on the roof is "cunning" and shaking with his body to look at me! I was urgent, take two racket "84-i ing", result even racket was on the roof, really "compensate a lady and lose your friend"! This our anxious that bad, you know I can type and zhangyu is rare last time the ball, and it turns out that vice racket or newly bought! Rightness, with little stones shots, oh it's useless. Jump up and reach. This do?

        While we were out in a rash, one is cleaning sweeps aunt give me ?

        One day, my mother went to work as usual in the morning, I thought to myself, mother to go to work, and to do the housework, too hard, I should help my mother share some housework. I said to start first cleaned the house, and then I started to mop the floor with a mop junior high school composition, , I drag drag, saw a big black spot on the ground, I tried dragging ah, but it just like with glue live, no matter how I dragged down not to drop it, the black spots seemed very satisfiedly say: "you dragged me the little want to go, no, go, go, don't bother me to sleep." Hateful to dismiss me!!!!!!! I thought to myself, must make it clear, give mom a surprise. Mom came back from work, see the ground clean, just ask: "who is this clean so clean!" I smiled and said: "is a" Monkey King "to help you clean!" Smile appeared on mother's face at this moment, my mother praised me is a labor of love their children, I bewick, beautiful!

        The first day I went to middle school, I found a special girl in my class. Her name sounds almost the same with mine. When the teachers or my classmates called one of us, we would both answer, then other students looked at us. We felt awkward. But soon we had our nicknames and it was convenient to distinguish us. Now we are good friends. Every time when we talk about the names, we think it is very interesting. We have a lot in common, which make our friendship become strong. I feel so lucky to find someone who shares the same interest with me, and the funny thing is that our names sound so closed.

        Today, there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’t go to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly, an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’s room. And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face with a yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with a green pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I go back to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doing with his hair. I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’t angry with me.

        今天,我家發(fā)生了一件很有趣的事。今天是星期天,爸爸不用去上班。午飯過后,他去睡覺了,而我感覺有點無聊。突然,我的`腦袋里有了一個主意。我拿了四支彩色筆到爸爸的房間去,然后用紅色筆給他涂了口紅,用黃色筆給他畫臉蛋,用藍色筆畫了左邊的眉毛,最后用綠色的筆畫了右邊的眉毛。終于,我給爸爸畫了一個很有趣的妝,之后我就繼續(xù)看電視了。大概半小時之后,爸爸梳頭時大喊了一聲。我大笑出來,因為他被自己嚇到了,而且并沒有生我的氣。

        Today, at my home a very interesting thing happened. Noon, dad is sleeping, I was watching TV, suddenly, I feel very boring, so just came up with a project and interesting game. I'll take red, yellow, blue, green four kinds of color, then, go jump on your bed, with a red pen in his mouth painting lipstick, with yellow pen to draw father face, with blue pen to draw dad left eye hair, finally, in a green pencil on the father's right eye hair, just like that, I give my father a make-up. Then, I went to watch TV. Such as dad wake up, go to comb my hair, I burst out laughing, dad a look .com in the mirror, shame flushed, even also can't lift up. How, it is very interesting!

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        迪士尼0918

        英語 故事 會出現(xiàn)學生認識或是不認識的單詞,而這個單詞的重復不斷出現(xiàn),會加深同學們對單詞的記憶。這種記憶不是死記硬背,而是在潛移默化中,讓學生記住。這次我給大家整理了英語幽默小故事,供大家閱讀參考。

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        英語幽默小故事1

        Don't Pick Up the Money on the Ground

        An economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother.

        Why not?

        If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up? already.

        Everything that can be invented has been invented.

        別撿地上的錢

        一位經(jīng)濟學教授和一名學生正在大街上行走,這時他們看到前面的人行道上躺著一張20美元面值的鈔票。學生走過去準備撿,教授制止了他,告訴他別自尋煩惱。

        “為什么不撿?”

        “假如那是一張真20美元鈔票的話,早就有人撿走了?!?/p>

        “該發(fā)明的都已經(jīng)被發(fā)明出來了?!?/p>

        英語幽默小故事2

        The Less You Know, the More Money You Make

        Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.

        Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

        Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

        Postulate 2: Time is Money.

        As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we have

        Knowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.

        Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

        Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

        知識越少掙錢越多

        定理:工程師和科學家永遠應(yīng)當比經(jīng)濟專家掙錢少。

        下面是對該定理的一個嚴格的數(shù)學證明:

        假設(shè)一:知識就是力量(Power)。

        假設(shè)二:時間就是金錢。

        每個工程師都知道:功率(Power)= 。既然知識=力量,時間=金錢,我們有:知識= 。求解金錢表達式,我們得到:金錢= 。

        因此,當知識趨于零時,無論你做了多少功,金錢趨于無窮大。

        結(jié)論:知識越少,你掙得的金錢就越多。

        英語幽默小故事3

        They Should Be Playing at Night

        A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to? some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over? to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for? their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about? the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on? me!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night."

        他們本該在晚上打球

        神父、心理學家和經(jīng)濟學家三人結(jié)伴打高爾夫。前面的一組打球進度極其緩慢,這讓三人大為惱火。他們開始抱怨,前面那組中的一人聽到抱怨聲后朝他們走了過來。他 自我介紹 說是前面那組球手們的助手,因為那組球手都是盲人。助手感謝他們?nèi)荒托牡却?。神父聽后忙說:“哦,不會吧?我一輩子都在祈禱同胞們過上更美好的生活,而我卻在這里抱怨這些盲人!”心理學家也趕緊說:“我一生的信條是幫助別人,可是我卻在這里抱怨這些盲人,我真慚愧!”這時只聽經(jīng)濟學家說:“哦,別這樣!他們本該在晚上打球的?!?/p>

        英語幽默小故事4

        A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354,“said the controller,"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the pilot.Finally,in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354,Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.

        一名飛行員在中西部上空聽到地面指揮塔的指揮員在呼叫一民航調(diào)整其正常接收頻率。"354航班,”指揮塔在呼叫,“請與堪薩斯市中心135.5頻率聯(lián)系。”這一指令重復了幾次之后,竟沒得到任何回音。最后,指揮塔的指揮員顯然是被激怒了,他大聲地銳:"354航班,西蒙說速與135. 5預(yù)率聯(lián)系?!边@一聲顯然奏效,只聽對方慌忙地做了回答并迅速服從了指揮。”

        英語幽默小故事5

        Even My Driver Can Answer that Question

        A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give a series of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For the task, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With nothing else to do, the driver would sit in on? the highly technical lectures. After several lectures, the driver commented to the economist, "You know, I've heard your lecture so much that I think I could deliver it myself." The economist found this idea intriguing and decided to switch places with him at his next lecture.

        The driver gave the talk flawlessly. However, after the lecture, some one in the audience asked him a rather technical question that the driver had no idea how to even begin to answer. The driver considered it for a moment, and then replied, "That question is so easy, even my driver can answer it."

        甚至我的司機都能回答那個問題

        一位著名的博弈論專家一獲得克拉克獎便開始在東北部各個知名大學展開一系列講座。為了完成這項任務(wù),他租了一輛車并雇了一名司機載著他到處趕場。沒有別的事可做的司機就坐在課堂里聽專家那科技含量頗高的講座。幾場講座下來,司機對這位經(jīng)濟學家說:“我聽了這么多次你的講座,我覺得我自己也能講了?!苯?jīng)濟學家覺得這個想法很有趣,于是決定下次作講座時他們兩個互換位置。

        司機完美無瑕地完成了演講??墒钱斨v座結(jié)束后,聽眾中有人問了他一個技術(shù)含量相當高的問題,他不知如何開口回答。司機沉思了一會,回答道:“這個問題太簡單了,連我的司機都能回答。”

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