豆瓣醬7
英語四人話劇!幽默搞笑的話劇劇本《賴皮孫子糊涂爺爺》
演員:?P:?Pirate-Grandson.?M:?Mother.
F:?Father.?K:?King?-Grandpa.
旁白:?There?are?4?members?in?a?family,?Pirate,?a?7-year-old?naughty?boy.?His?mummy?is?a?beautiful?white-collar?worker.?His?dad,?Andy?Lau?is?a?famous?singer,?and?his?dear?grandpa,?King?is?a?kindly?old?man.?Pirate?loves?his?grandpa?most,?because?King?is?very?spoiling?him.?He?hates?his?parents.?Frankly?speaking,?he?is?afraid?of?them,?Because?they?are?very?strict?with?him.?.
正劇：(P,K出場)
P:?Old?King,?Open?the?TV,?I?want?to?see?Tom?and?Jerry.?I?love?that?mouse.?Quick!?No?time!?I?can’t?wait?another?second.
K:?Oh?dear!?I?nearly?forget?it.?Don’t?worry,?I?open?it?right?now.?(作開電視狀)
P:?Ha?Ha!?It’s?really?funny!?Tom?is?so?good!?(作高興狀)搞笑小品
Oh?no!?“The?End!”?Where?is?Tom??I?hate?the?end!?(摔電視機，liuxue86.com作極度氣憤狀)?Old?King!??(對K吼)
K：Oh,?what?a?pity?dog!?(作左顧右盼狀)?Your?parents?are?not?here?,and?we?can?change?another?one?,our?brave?Pirate,?just?tell?me.?I’m?sure?your?demand?will?be?satisfied.?(作充滿自信狀)
P：Really!?OK!?Now,?let’s?watch?Caribbean?Pirates!
K:?Humm,?No,?it’s?unfit?for?you……?(作猶豫狀)
P:?I?just?like?this?film,?Old?King,?you?tell?lies.?You?don’t?keep?your?promise.(作氣憤欲泣狀)
K;?Oh?yes,?I?play?it?for?you.?(作為難狀)?But?please?be?quite,?I’m?afraid?your?parents?wound?not?like?us?doing?these.
P:?Don’t?tell?so?much!?I?have?been?an?adult?man?of?7?years?old.?I?promise?it?to?you.?(作自豪自信狀)
K：OK.?(作舒心，安慰狀)
P:?Fight?him,?kill?him.?Throw?these?bad?guys?into?the?sea……?(高聲喊)
K:?Xu?……..?(作禁聲狀).?Remember?your?promise,?young?adult?man.
P:?Oh??What?promise??I?have?forgotten?it.?(作天經(jīng)地義狀)
K:?Oh?!?You?are?right(作理解狀，因為Pirate一貫如此，出爾反爾)
P:?Old?King.?I?give?you?an?honorable?mission.?(作自豪狀)?Be?my?horse,?and?I?will?ride?on?your?back?,?let’s?help?these?people?in?dangerous?situation,?just?like?a?brave?knight.(作勇敢狀)
K:?What!?Ride?on?my?back!?Be?your?horse!!(作驚異狀)
P:?Yes,?your?hearing?is?very?good,?any?question??(作若無其事狀)
K:?No,?No,?sound?a?good?idea!?Very?good!?You?are?a?brave?Pirate.?Now?come?on?my?back.?(作無奈狀)
P:?(作高興狀，作躍上馬背狀)?Hei!?Let’s?go!?Kill?all?those?bad?men.?Quick!?Run?quick!?.......?(意氣風(fēng)發(fā)狀)
(M,F攜手進場):搞笑小品劇本
P:?Oh,?my?god!?Mummy,?Daddy!?(A,D作慌忙狀，擋在電視機前)
M:?Dad,?what?are?you?doing!??Naughty?Pirate,?isn’t?your?trick!??(作氣憤狀)
P:(作陽痿狀)?Mummy,?it’s?not?my?fault.?Old?king?let?me?massage?his?back.?Hei?Hei?(作心虛狀，以掩飾內(nèi)心的恐懼)
M:?I?don’t?believe?it.?(作嚴肅狀)?Dad,?isn’t?really?that??(詢問K)
K:?Yes,?of?course,?I?can’t?image?a?child?only?5?year?old,?can?massage?so?good.?Oh…….?(釋然狀，因為圓了我的謊)
M:?Really.?I?don’t?believe?the?litter?pirate?can?massage,?who?taught?him.?(作懷疑狀)?Dear,?isn’t?you??
F:?No,?I?haven’t,?but?I?decide?to?enjoy?his?massage?another?day,?Do?you?think?so,?dear?
M:?Yes,?really?a?good?suggestion.
(P，D作驚恐狀。A：發(fā)抖，D：揮汗)
(P擋著電視怕被M、F發(fā)現(xiàn)，K也為P作掩飾)
P:?Mummy,?Do?you?feel?a?little?cold?
K:?Yes,?I?can?feel?it.?(邊揮汗邊說冷)
M:?No,?it’s?summer.?Really?hot,?do?you?catch?cold?
P:?No,?No,?just?my?feeling.?(更加發(fā)抖，一不小心被B看到了電視)
M:?Pirate,?what’s?behind?you??(疑問狀)
P:?Oh,?nothing,?nothing!?(作驚恐狀)
M:?Move?away?.little?Pirate!?(作氣憤狀)
P:?Oh?no!?The?storm?will?come.?(捂臉作害怕狀)
M:?Caribbean?Pirate!?What’s?a?bad?film!?Little?Pirate!??(氣憤狀)
P:?Mummy,?I?surrender.?(作投降狀)
M:?Daddy?,this?film?is?unfit?for?him?,?it?is?full?of?killing，force?and?negative?passion,?and?it?will?let?him?become?bad?!
K:?I?know?that,?but?I?meat?to?let?him?watch?Tom?and?Jerry?and?he?like?it?very?much.?Yes??Pirate??(想轉(zhuǎn)移話題與Pirate站在同一戰(zhàn)線)
P:?Yes,?a?very?clever?mouse?and?a?stupid?cat.?(作博學(xué)狀)
M:?Dad,?don’t?let?him?watch?so?much?TV,?it?wastes?a?lot?of?time,?and?it?is?bad?for?his?eyesight.?He?may?become?short-sighted.?(誠懇狀)
小品：“不差錢”
(2009年中央電視臺春節(jié)聯(lián)歡晚會節(jié)目)
Got the Money Anyway(舞臺上是一個餐廳的背景，寫著：“蘇格蘭情調(diào)”。本山大叔穿著中山裝，身上背著一串蒜頭，手上拿著野雞，拉著毛毛上場。)
(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are. 趙本山：到了。
Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。
Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:蘇格蘭 調(diào)情~~~
趙本山：這就是鐵嶺最貴的一家飯店。這不，蘇格蘭調(diào)情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –蘇格蘭情調(diào)!!
毛毛： 爺爺，你念反了，蘇格蘭情調(diào)(qíng diào)。
Uncle Zhao 情調(diào)(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 趙本山：啊，情調(diào)?就擱這兒吃。
Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爺爺，這家老貴的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 趙本山：貴?咱帶錢了，帶三萬多塊，那包呢?
Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我沒拿包啊。
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
趙本山：裝錢那包，黃包。
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，讓我落炕上了。
Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?
趙本山：我說，你這孩子還能辦點事嗎?!這給你辦事，落炕上了還。兜里還有錢嗎?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少錢哪才?才70多塊錢。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
趙本山：我還有400。行，夠了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 這也不能夠啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
趙本山：哎呀，夠不夠就這樣了。服務(wù)員!
肥貓啃魚頭
劇本主要是由臺詞和舞臺指示組成的，是戲劇藝術(shù)創(chuàng)作的文本基礎(chǔ)，編導(dǎo)與演員演出的依據(jù)。以下是我精心整理的英語短劇劇本，歡迎大家分享。
角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊
characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat
畫外音：小兔子肚子餓了，她想找些東西吃。找呀，找了半天。忽然發(fā)現(xiàn)小路邊的地里長著一根蘿卜。
兔：啊，一個蘿卜！一個大蘿卜！我把它拔出來。
H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.
哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！
Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!
這蘿卜太重了。我拔不出來。
The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.
狗：我是小狗。我餓了。哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？
D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.
兔：你好，狗先生。一個蘿卜，一個大蘿卜。它太重了。我拔不出來。
H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.
狗：我?guī)湍?。咱們一起拔?/p>
D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.
兔：謝謝你。咱們一起拔。
H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗：一、二、開始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，這蘿卜太重了。我們拔不出來。
H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.
（小猴走了過來）
猴：我是小猴。我餓了。哦，你們在干什么？
M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing?
兔和狗：你好，猴先生。一個蘿卜，一個大籮卜。它太重了。我們拔不出來。
H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.
猴：我?guī)湍銈?。咱們一起拔?/p>
M:I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
兔和狗：謝謝你。咱們一起拔。
H&D:Thank you. Let’s pull it together.
兔，狗和猴：一，二，開始！哎---嗨---呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，這蘿卜太重了。我們拔不出來。
H,D&M:One,two,begin! Ai---Hay---Yo! Ai—Hay---Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
（小山羊走了過來）
羊：我是山羊。我餓了。哦，你們在干什么？
G:I’m a goat. I’m hungry.Oh, what are you doing?
狗、兔和猴：你好，山羊先生。一個蘿卜，一個大蘿卜。它太重了。我們拔不出來。
H,D&M:Hello, Mr.Goat.A radish. a big radish.It’s too heavy. We can’t pull it out.
羊：我?guī)湍銈?。咱們一起拔?/p>
G:I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.
狗，兔和猴：謝謝你，咱們一起拔。
H,D&M:Thank you.Let’s pull it together.
兔，狗，猴和羊：一，二，開始。哎—嗨---呦！這蘿卜真大，這蘿卜真重。哎—嗨—呦！我們必須使勁干。我們一定把它拔出來。
H,D,M&G:One,two,begin.Ai—Hay—Yo!The radish is big.The radish is heavy. Ai---Hay—Yo! We must work hard. We must pull it out.
兔，狗，猴和羊：哎—嗨—呦！啊，蘿卜拔出來了！一個大蘿卜！一個重蘿卜。我們大家一起吃！
H,D,M&G:Ai—Hay—Yo!Ah, the radish is out! A big radish!We’ll eat it together .A heavy radish!
（他們一起圍著大蘿卜唱歌，跳舞。
甲：Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie ? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you…Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome.
乙：（風(fēng)情萬種，妖嬈嫵媚地走進來，給觀眾一個飛吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,（打個響指） come some music.（搞笑舞，自由發(fā)揮）。 （跳完，鞠躬，向觀眾謝幕）， thank you,（面向?qū)а荩?honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲：（作目瞪口呆狀），
乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲：eh…my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙：oh no …sweet ,you break my heart…（掩面離去）
丙：oh it seems to be serious. God bless me（畫個十字架，鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前，伸出手）， nice to meet you, director.
甲：（與之握手），nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙：Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and（做沉思狀） oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, （同學(xué)鼓掌，乙作安撫狀），oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I…
甲：ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙：OK!!! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door（甲stop stop,丙不理，繼續(xù)作深情狀）
and youre here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲：guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh, Im dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
?。海▽χ业?背影，沉思狀）to be,or not to be,its a question!（走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀），Im glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲（做嬌羞狀）：oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name?
丁：My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?（甲，白癡的搖頭），eh,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?（搖頭），and Melissa Theuriau?（搖頭），（丁，情緒激動），you know nothing, how can you sit in here.
甲（指門，氣憤狀），you you you……
?。簅k ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲：I dont care who you are, just show me your talent.
丁：ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her "I love you"!
甲（起雞皮疙瘩狀）：oh, I cant stand, show you the door,
?。ㄞD(zhuǎn)身離開，繼續(xù)臺詞）：If there is a time limit, I hope, it is （回頭，對甲）10 thousand years.
甲：oh, its really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, Im dying,you three, come here,
三人跑進來，乙嫵媚狀：honey, you like my dance,right?
丙鎮(zhèn)靜狀：director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情狀：princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同聲：we are past,right?
甲：ehThank you for your ehWonderful performance,but,Im sorry to tell you …（接電話） What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh…god.（掛電話，低頭），you three,（抬頭），pass!
三人歡呼，說：we make it,we are superstar!
乙（甜蜜狀）：thats very sweet of you,we love you so much（飛個吻）
甲：you know, you are not good enough now, but Im look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齊答：yes,we do!
甲伸手，三人搭上，同聲，fight,fight,fight!
說明：絕對搞笑，絕對雷人，鑒于所花精力，所以，適當(dāng)?shù)厥找稽c點辛苦費，第一個表演舞蹈時，音樂可以選用<豬八戒背媳婦>,第二個唱 時，一定要跑調(diào)加破音，第三個一定要足夠深情惡心，就這么多提醒的，希望您看得開心，下的舒心。
人物：令狐沖（linghuchong），小師妹（little sister），任盈盈（yingying），東方不敗（invincible eastern），小尼姑（little nun），田伯光（tianboguang），林平之（linpingzhi） 第一幕
（令狐沖與小師妹正在舞劍，甜蜜無比）
令狐沖：little sister ,you are the most beautful girl in this world!i will love you forever .
小師妹：（害羞）oh!really?you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen!i love you too!
令狐沖：I love you too
小師妹：I love you too too
令狐沖：I love you too too too!
（小師妹的劍不小心落下令狐沖撿起）
令狐沖：oh little sister ,your sword!
小師妹：no it’s your sword!
令狐沖：your sword!（扭扭咧咧）
小師妹：your sword!
令狐沖：your sword!
小師妹：it’s madness when I say it ,but not when you say about it! 令狐沖：ok , you are right ,it’s my sword. （順從態(tài)）
令狐沖：little sister ,there is one thing I want to tell you ,master asked me to go downhill for a few days ,so during my absence ,brother lin will be with you ,take good care of yourself ,I will be back soon.
小師妹：rearlly?oh , my life will be boring without you!（傷感）so,good-bye!（突然興奮）
第二幕
（令狐沖在下山后遇見正在調(diào)戲小尼姑的田伯光）
小尼姑：give away!
田伯光：come here!
小尼姑：if you talk any more nonsence, I’ll hit you with my sword! 小尼姑：keep away! keep away!
田伯光：let me take good care of you!don’t be afraid of me , I’m the most handsome man in china.
令狐沖：stop that! Don’t hurt that girl!
田伯光：who is that man?run far away if you don’t want to pass away! 令狐沖：so ,let’s fighting!（音樂，用功夫里面的那首）
（兩人打斗，令狐沖不敵田伯光）
田伯光：give out that little boy!you can’t stop me from enjoying my life with her!
令狐沖：no ,if that!if that ,I’d rather die!
（再上，再被打敗，重傷）
（突然閃出一人，身手凌厲，田伯光被秒掉）
小尼姑：unbelievable!he’s my hero!
東方不敗：what a handsome man ,it would be a pity if you die here.and that’s why I save you ,so ,don’t fall in love with me ,forever!
令狐沖：you are a man ,how can I fall in love with you!
東方不?。篵ut what if I ware a girl?
令狐沖：if that ,I won’t believe in love for any longer
東方不敗：wait for me here!i’ll be back soon!
（熄燈，東方不敗換女裝）
令狐沖：you you are so beautiful! I love you
東方不?。簄o !we can never be together ,not because of you ,nor because of me ,it’s the world to blame!goodbey honey ,we won’t meet again.
（燈滅，第三幕）
（麻將聲響起，四人麻將，分別是令狐沖，小師妹，林平之，任盈盈，令狐沖面對的是林平之）
（中文對話：
林平之：八筒
小師妹：吃
林平之：九條
小師妹：碰
林平之：五條
小師妹：杠！
令狐沖：五桶
小師妹：糊了！）
令狐沖：I lose again ,little sister ,brother lin is always help you !what’s the matter with you honey?
小師妹：so I will tell you the truth ,I am in love with brother lin ,compared with you ,he is more hot, he have strong kiss with me every now and then .but you ,have not even touch my hand during the past few years!
令狐沖：I’m so sad to hear that
任盈盈：brother linhu ,don’t be sad ,when you are longly ,I will be right by your side!
令狐沖：thank you yingying ,when everbody leave me ,you are the only one stay with me .
任盈盈：when you are longly ,I can play music for you ,so ,let us be together! I wana be your girl , and you are my boy!
令狐沖：ok,you are my girl now, do what you want to do!
（任盈盈抱住令狐沖，吻了他）
（燈滅）
（旁白：two years later ,it is said that invincible eastern was killed by linhuchong , the biggest enemy died , but the world get worse , people suffer from songshanpai . linghuchong live with renyingying from that day on , but is he happy ? who is the girl really in his heart? ）
第三幕
（非誠勿擾音樂，田伯光作為主持人，四位女嘉賓在場上端坐，分別是小師妹，小尼姑，任盈盈，東方不敗，令狐沖上場）
田伯光：welcome to "no honesty no bother" I’m the compere xiaotiantian .taday there are 4 girls waiting for their boy.now let’s welcome the sunny boy linghuchong!（音樂）
令狐沖：holle everybody , I am linghuchong from huashan mountain,I’m a strong man as well as a handsome boy,you will never regret if you choose me .
田伯光：so girls , it’s time to turn down your light , to turn or not to turn it is a question
（都沒有熄燈）
田伯光：it’s out of my surprise!all of the lights are on!so you can choose the girl you love best.
小師妹：brother , it was all my fault before, brother lin is no longer a real man I am so longly these days, the boy I really love is you!
小尼姑：brother , you have saved me , all my body ang heart are yours! 任盈盈：brother chong ,I am the girl who accompanied you .when you feel longly ,I played music for you .when you are happy ,I played music for you .when you are sad ,I played music for you!
令狐沖：but don’t you know I don’t love music?（徑直走向東方不敗，牽住她的手）
令狐沖：I thought you have passed away, it is so good to see you again 東方不?。篒 was saved by your master fengqingyang （停頓）。You wanted to kill me ,why choose me now?
令狐沖：I did’t want you know?it was not decide by me !belive in me ,you are the girl in my heart ! whether past or present!
東方不?。篒 won’t belive in you any more , you have so many female friends ,any of them can be your girl friend , isn’t it?
令狐沖：the girl you love is not the one who grow up with you ,nor the one who like you ,nor the one who play music for you ! she is the one you feel right ,and that is the most important.belive that you will always be my girl!
東方不敗：thank you for your love , which I can’t afford to.we can never be together, it is decide by God . I will not marry you , nor see you again .so ,it is the last time we see each other .choose the one you like best and be kind to her .
Good-bye
別針換別墅嘞
提供兩個六人表演的英語短話劇劇本 一、白雪公主英語短話劇 SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I'm very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵人出場 H: Yes, my queen音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ！ 白雪順利脫逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D：（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who's the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ！ 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞。
二、Dont Touch Me! 6人話劇劇本 Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務(wù)員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky。.人物 Allen Jim Kuki Fenix Vicky Lisa Cast1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday's restaurant. She is a hard working girl.2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday's restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl. 3. Fenix︰one of customers. He's a very ill-natured customer.4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday's restaurant. They're good and decent men.5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.Scene I(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday's restaurant.) Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.Lisa: Yeah. I know.Vicky: We will do our best.The door opens now. Two men come in.Kuki moves to the door.Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table. Allen: Yes, pleases.Tim: I'm starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment. Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.Vicky:This is the menu, sirs. Allen&Tim: Thank you.After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don't like that customer. See, that man sits near the door.Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?Lisa: I don't know. I feel…….Oh, I just don't like the way he looks at me.Scene II Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me uncomfortable.Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix's table.Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.) Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?Vicky: He, he……He touched me!Fenix: No!! I didn't.Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth. Other customers gather around them to。
On The Way Home回家的路上 Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing， 。
六個高中生走在回家的路上，一邊聊天，一邊笑. A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home？ 喂，伙伴們，你們放學(xué)后干什么??？ B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them. 我要看足球重播.我爸媽不讓我大清早起來看.我還在生他們的氣呢. All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet) 大伙（唱） 如果你知道你生氣你就跺跺你的腳（跺腳） C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry. 我一回家就要找吃的.餓死我了. ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm。(everybody toches his tummy) 大伙（唱）如果你知道你餓了你就摸摸你的肚皮（摸肚皮） A:(to D) what about you? A（對D說） 你呢？ D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again) D：（裝打哈欠）我恨不得馬上躺在沙發(fā)上.真困?。ù蚬罚?All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning) 大伙E除外：（唱）如果你知道你困了你就打個盹（打盹） all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found. 突然，A 意識到E不見了. A:(to F)E,where is E? A（對F說） E, F 呢？ F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago. 不知道呀.剛才還在啊. Eeverybody turns around looking for E. 大伙四處尋找E B: Look! there he is! (pointing ) 在那！ 他在那！（手指遠處） C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog. 不好了，他和一個流浪狗在一起. D: I know he likes dogs. 他喜歡狗. F: but that dog looks mean. 但那狗樣子很兇唉. A: we'd better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog. 我們快叫他別理那狗. Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back！ 大伙（大聲叫）E！ 回來！回來！ B: Oh my god! He is bleeding！ 天??！他流血了！ D: The dog bit him！ 他被狗咬了！ F: Hurry up！ 快過去看看！ Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning) 大伙跑過去.E 疼痛地叫著（裝疼叫） ALL: (to E)are you all right？ 你怎么樣？ E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning) （搖頭，疼叫） A: let's call for help！ 快叫救護.！ All: help! Help！ 有人被狗咬了！有人被狗咬了！ They can not find any help nearby. 附近沒有人. B: Let me carry him to the hospital. 我背他去醫(yī)院吧！ All: let's go！ 走！ B picks up E and carries him on his back. B 背起E. They walk to the hospital. 他們朝醫(yī)院走去. The End 劇終。
女兒：S父親：F母親：M場景1:S:Morning mom.M: moruing dear.M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?S:ok.M:Did you finish your homework dear?S:yesM:Did you brush your teeth?S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down.M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?S:nothing。
M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercingsall over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.M:Tattoos is art?my god。 Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must havefamily meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!(S：照鏡子，聽音樂，打電話)場景2:F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?S:I'm free this morning.F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".S：（對電話里說）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time andwhat should I do.I'm not a baby!F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.S:Oh。
again。 Why do you baffle me?F:What?S:Nothing。
(S: Hello,yes!I'm free。ok,see you later.)場景3:M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.F:But the tattoos not ture,(S：點頭)too much phone is the biggest problem.M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.F:Phone waste too much time!S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me。
.翻譯：場景1 ：問：早上媽媽。男：今天上午親愛的。
男：你為什么不坐下來吃飯的早餐？問：確定。男：你完成你的功課親愛的？問：是男：你刷牙？問：媽媽，我還沒有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齒當(dāng)我下來。
男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？問：什么。男：來這里。
讓我看看。沙地，您有紋身？S模式：不！這是一個圖片我是抽獎。
看！清潔的！沒有真正紋身。男：沙地，我相信這不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走動鎮(zhèn)紋身和prercings所有他們的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有與他們相同。
問：媽媽，這么酷的school.My同行說，紋身是非常漂亮，我認為這是藝術(shù)。男：紋身是藝術(shù)？我的上帝。
現(xiàn)在，我沒有時間跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我們必須有家庭會議，以討論您的想法，這是最大的問題與您聯(lián)系。問：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧?。?S模式：照鏡子，聽音樂，打電話）場景2 ：傳真：沙地，你為什么不去上學(xué)？問：我今天上午免費。
傳真：你總是需要一個電話與您friend.It的浪費太多時間為自己，你從來沒有談?wù)撗芯?，您的主題通?；瘖y，音樂， chothing和“什么是酷” 。問： （對電話里說） “后給我打電話”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能夠作出決定的時間和我應(yīng)該怎么do.I '米不是一個嬰兒！傳真：我不同意you.we應(yīng)該討論你。
問：噢。 。
再次你為什么要困惑我嗎？傳真：什么？問：什么。（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由。
沒關(guān)系，回頭見。 ）場景3 ：男：我覺得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危險，你不能改變您的想法。
傳真：但是紋身不自然， （ S模式：點頭）太多手機是最大的問題。男：親愛的，她并不孤單，她要互相溝通是好的。
傳真：電話浪費太多時間！問：現(xiàn)在，最大的問題是爭吵，而不是我。.。
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔鏡 H---獵人 P---白馬王子 D---小矮人 A---小動物 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother？ 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen, I'm very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 獵人出場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，小動物出場，追趕獵人，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what's the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…h(huán)unter… A: bite you bite you … 小動物追趕獵人下場 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl！---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D： （齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let's go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea！ 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma！ 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音樂起，動物引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen！ 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音樂起，小動物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞。
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T-Teacher（老師） Student A&B（學(xué)生A、B） D-Doctor（校醫(yī)） P-Parent（家長）
老師：（上課了，請?zhí)统瞿銈兊恼Z文書，今天我們學(xué)第一課。這位同學(xué)，你有問題嗎？）
T: Class begins. Take out your Chinese book, please. We'll study the first text today.
「Student A holds his hand up.」
T: Any questions, boy?
舉手同學(xué)：（老師，他有些不舒服，可能發(fā)燒了。）
A: He's not feeling very well, Sir. A fever, perhaps.
老師：（那你快送他去醫(yī)務(wù)室吧。）
T: So quick, take him to the infrmary.
舉手同學(xué)：（阿姨，他有些不舒服，可能發(fā)燒了，您能幫他看看嗎？）
A: He's feeling quite sick, madam, and probably having a fever. Would you please take a look?
校醫(yī)：（當(dāng)然可以，量一下體溫吧。）
D: Of course. Let me have your temperature.
過了一會兒
「 After a while.」
校醫(yī)：（噢！38°6，看起來真的發(fā)燒了，讓他給家長打電話吧）
D: Oh, 38.6( thirty-eight point six). It seems quite a fever. You'd better give your parent a ring.
嘟--嘟--
「 Dialing.」
生病的同學(xué)：（喂，媽媽，我發(fā)燒了，很難受，你能過來接我嗎？）
B: Hello, is that mom? I'm fevered and quite sick, can you come and take me home?
家長：（噢！可憐的孩子，好的，我很快就到。）
P: OHh, poor boy! No problem, I'll be there in a few minutes.
十分鐘后 家長到了
「 Ten minutes later, the parent arrives.」
家長：（孩子，我來接你了，回家休息吧）
P: Kid, I'm here to take you home. Let's go and have a good rest.
生病的同學(xué)：（好的，媽媽。）
B: Okay, mom.
他們一起回家了。
「 They go home together.」
英語小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 （一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找東西狀，東張西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辮子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. （做找尋的樣子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高興地對觀眾說）Aha , it's here.（敲門）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （邊說邊起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床邊） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高興地敲門）Grandma.Grandma. Wolf：（裝扮成Grandma的聲音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。
Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（從床上跳起來說）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推門）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（發(fā)出呼呼的響聲） Hunter： （端起槍想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （從桌子上拿來針線） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬來幾個石頭）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起槍）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，兩手托著大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（邊跑邊說） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： （應(yīng)聲倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 答案補充 英語小劇本-----小紅帽 。
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守株待兔（英語短劇） 劇本你可以自己調(diào)節(jié)角色~[開始。樹）上臺安靜地屹立到舞臺較后方。導(dǎo)演（范冰）走到臺前]導(dǎo)演：Action！[跑下臺][農(nóng)夫冷酷地上。]農(nóng)夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續(xù)保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不經(jīng)意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do U know what’s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~It’s my modern——鋤頭~??！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作，鋤了兩下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下臺，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具準備在口袋里] [樹走上前臺]樹：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西?。?！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導(dǎo)觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回后臺][兔子A上]兔子A（一開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周杰倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新專輯《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《發(fā)如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，這時候?qū)а荩ǚ侗┥蟏導(dǎo)演：[拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [導(dǎo)演邊說邊奪過《十一月的肖邦》。導(dǎo)演下臺之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，驚喜地]Oh!It’s mine?。ê芘d奮地拿著下場）兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在場上轉(zhuǎn)圈，悠閑散步][農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]農(nóng)夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。這次農(nóng)夫冷酷地把槍口對準了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What’s this！農(nóng)夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun… [幫農(nóng)夫把槍頭調(diào)轉(zhuǎn)過來（農(nóng)夫一開始把槍對著自己）]農(nóng)夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起來農(nóng)夫要殺自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農(nóng)夫追到樹前]農(nóng)夫：Where~ to go? Haha![農(nóng)夫開了一槍“砰”。兔子在樹后驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農(nóng)夫又開槍，同上。 農(nóng)夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續(xù)痛苦中彈狀。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背后][兔子繼續(xù)興奮地跳舞。農(nóng)夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發(fā)現(xiàn)]農(nóng)夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對準兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然頭撞倒了后面的樹] Wa ！[兔子暈兩下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]農(nóng)夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊]……兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?樹：[指著農(nóng)夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農(nóng)夫的手機][兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機前看了看]咦？What’s this？[撿起來看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原處。 又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機] But how to use it？？？樹：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![給兔子]兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打電話的樣子] 喂？李詠：[上臺，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸運52的手勢]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[掛掉]李詠：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁悶地下臺]兔子A：Now let me call again.[撥打] 喂？兔子B：喂？兔子A：Hey Jackey！兔子B：Hey tommy!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經(jīng)過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發(fā)現(xiàn)]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開][兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農(nóng)夫處，還很有禮貌地說了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自覺地把自己綁回了樹上]兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [興奮過度，后仰，頭又撞倒樹上，昏眩中…“我暈！” 又暈了][兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [費力地想把樹枝（雙臂）挪開，使了幾次勁，還是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到農(nóng)夫扔掉的癢癢撓] Let’s see,what’s this！A 鋤頭！[裝作打高爾夫球，試了試鋤頭手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到樹面前，正要砍]樹：Stop?。?！What will you do?兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.樹：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉鋤頭] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![靈感突來][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [開始帶頭做早操。做著做著對樹說“Follow me！” （企圖讓樹動起來，兩只手松開，這樣就可以救出兔子A）樹也開始跟著做起早操。 兔子B輕輕上前，想救出兔子A。但是樹的廣播操動作恰好都是會擋住營救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 廣播操畢。樹繼續(xù)綁著兔子A]兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音響放起泰坦尼克號主題曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住樹，企圖引導(dǎo)樹像女主角一樣張開雙臂，放出兔子A。樹漸漸陶醉，手緩緩松開。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A兩只手張開，成了女主角動作。樹又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角動作。樹和A陶醉其中。B要喚醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，還用腳踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”繼續(xù)陶醉。]兔子B：（無奈ing…）Stop?。。。ㄒ魳吠＃?（沮喪）I can’t save my friend…[掏出紙巾想要擦汗，帶出10塊錢，掉在地上]樹：Money！[一個箭步?jīng)_上去撿起錢，回到原位并且對著太陽驗鈔。]兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢動作深情撲向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低頭系鞋帶。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在樹上，暈兩下說：“暴頭！”死翹。] [兔子B見狀沖上去，深情地摟住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[傷心地俯下身子，緊緊抱住A][這時睡覺中的農(nóng)夫突然一個翻身，又把B壓在了下面]兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翹了]農(nóng)夫：[農(nóng)夫這時候醒了。擦了下口水，看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[興奮地一手提一只兔子，哼著小曲下場]樹：[還在驗鈔的樹正在高興，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)是假鈔]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
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