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SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔鏡 H-獵人P-白馬王子 D-小矮人 音樂起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出場 S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ? 音樂起，皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you ! Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white . 獵 人 出 場 H: Yes, my queen 音樂起，獵人追趕白雪，公主驚慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please ! 白雪順利脫逃后 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音樂起，7個小矮人出場， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\Somebody drank my water---- 3\Someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡覺----音樂起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----對話 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you! D:（齊說）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white. 皇后、魔鏡出場 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful? M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you! Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音樂起，皇后扮演老太太出場，對話 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出場、圍著公主哭 Snow white wake up, wake up… 音樂起，小矮人引著王子出場 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子喚醒公主，公主醒了 P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen ! S.w: Thank you for your help ! P: My pleasure ! 音樂起，小矮人、公主、王子跳起歡快的舞
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英語搞笑話劇《孔雀東南飛》作者：佚名 文章來源：本站原創(chuàng) 點擊數(shù)：7713 更新時間：2005-11-27Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)劉蘭芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)劉母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)強盜Burglars(ABandC)Prologue本文轉(zhuǎn)自：小品劇本，簡歷封面，免費電影(J作被打狀跑上臺,內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,J被打中,狼狽不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小聲)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指著上臺處的門大聲道)I’mnotafraidofyou!(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,J接住當(dāng)成盾牌護著頭)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕結(jié)束時,JM作竊聽狀)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(對門內(nèi))Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門內(nèi)跳出來):I’mhere!What’supmum?JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生氣地揮動著鍋鏟):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(開始解圍裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在JM的臉上,下)Act2(LM坐在臺上打毛線,L拿著鍋鏟上)L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂禍的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum……LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyoudaughterHaven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.(下)L(驚愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3本文轉(zhuǎn)自：小品劇本，簡歷封面，免費電影(J睡眼惺忪上)J(邊走邊道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)Heretheyare!(聞一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬禮):Yesmadam!Act4(J開心地走著，忽然跳出來三個強盜)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了A的腳)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1maoenough?(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(驚訝):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)Act5(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(J和三強盜躍至臺中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L聽到J的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)L(驚喜萬分):Johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到J的身邊并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，揮拳向J打來．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L暈倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（揮拳向MS沖去）(J與MS混戰(zhàn)，JM上，以拐杖擊暈MS)(J將MS胸前的新郎標志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，關(guān)切地問):Honey,howareyou?L(哭狀):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)(音樂起 CanYouCelebrate)
藍夢與信
小獅子找食物 （I Am Hungry）角色：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。道具：雄獅、小獅、小白兔、小松鼠頭套、紅蘿卜、花生一把、蘋果一個。Act 1雄獅：（怒吼）Roar, roar!I am the lion,the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me.Roar, roar!小獅：Daddy! I’m hungry.雄獅：You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小獅：But, I don’t know how.雄獅：Do it like me.Roar, roar! （怒吼）小獅：（小聲地）Roar, roar!雄獅：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齒）Go and do it now.小獅：Yes, daddy.Act 2小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R693535747 19:39:38abbit, Carrot Eater”）Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.He says there is nothing sweeter,Than a carrot everyday,Munch and crunch and run away.小獅：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小聲地）小白兔：Do you want some carrots?小獅：Yes, please.（小白兔遞給小獅一根紅蘿卜）小獅：Thank you.小白兔：Carrots are the best food.小獅：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit.（還紅蘿卜給小白兔）小白兔：You are welcome.（邊跳邊唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”離開）Act 3小松鼠：（唱著”Found a Peanut”）Found a peanut.Found a peanut.Found a peanut693535747 19:39:38just now.Just now I found a peanut.Found a peanut just now.小獅：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.Roar, roar! （小聲地）小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?小獅：Yes, please.（小松鼠遞給小獅一些花生）小獅：Thank you.小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.小獅：（吃了一顆）Yuck! It’s too hard.I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, squirrel.（將花生還給小松鼠）小松鼠：You are welcome.（邊走邊唱”Found a Peanut”離開）Act 4（小女孩邊走邊唱”Apple Round”）小女孩：Apple round.Apple red.Apple juicy.Apple sweet.
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Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!第四場：（士兵敲門）Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?
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