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        man is not old as long as he is seeking something. A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. (J. Barrymore) 只要一個人還有追求,他就沒有老。直到后悔取代了夢想,一個人才算老。(巴里摩爾) If you would go up high , then use your own legs! Do not let yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people's backs and heads . (F. W . Nietzsche , German Philosopher) 如果你想走到高處,就要使用自己的兩條腿!不要讓別人把你抬到高處;不要坐在別人的背上和頭上。(德國哲學(xué)家 尼采. F. W.) Friendship is like earthenware: once broken, it can be mended; love is like a mirror: once broken, that ends it. (Josh Billings. American humorist) 友誼就像陶器,破了可以修補(bǔ);愛情好比鏡子,一旦打破就難重圓。(美國幽默作家 比林斯 .J.) Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health.快樂最利于健康?!?Thomas Alva Addison 愛迪生 I can live for two months on a good compliment. (Mark Twain , American writer) 只憑一句贊美的話我就可以充實地活上兩個月。(美國作家 馬克·吐溫) Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly for them.(C.Weizmann) 奇跡有時候是會發(fā)生的,但是你得為之拼命地努力。(魏茨曼) Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly for them.( C. Weizmann )奇跡有時候是會發(fā)生的,但是你得為之拼命地努力。(魏茨曼) The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "Impossible".(Napoleon) 凡是決心取得勝利的人是從來不說“不可能”的。(拿破侖) We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it . (George Bernard Shaw , British dramatist) 正像我們無權(quán)只享受財富而不創(chuàng)造財富一樣,我們也無權(quán)只享受幸福而不創(chuàng)造幸福。 (英國劇作家 肖伯納. G. ) Do not, for one repulse, forgo the purpose that you resolved to effor.(Shakespeare) 不要只因一次挫敗,就放棄你原來決心想達(dá)到的目的。(莎士比亞) If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. (Benjamin Franklin , American president ) 要想知道錢的價值,就想辦法去借錢試試。( 美國總統(tǒng) 富蘭克林. B.) \I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.(Abraham Lincoln , American president) 我走得很慢,但是我從來不會后退。 (美國總統(tǒng) 林肯. A.) All for one, one for all. 人人為我,我為人人?!?[法] Dumas pére大仲馬 Anything one man can imagine, other men can make real. 但凡人能想象到的事物,必定有人能將它實現(xiàn)。 —— Jules Verne 凡爾納 Sickness is felt, but health not at all.疾病是可以感覺到的,但健康則完全不覺得。—— T. Fuller 富勒 Genius without education is like silver in the mine. (Benjamin Franklin, American president) 未受教育的天才,猶如礦中之銀。 (美國總統(tǒng) 富蘭克. B.) If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him, an investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. (Benjamin Franklin, American president ) 傾已所有追求知識,沒有人能奪走它;向知識投資,收益最佳。(美國總統(tǒng) 富蘭克林. B.) A man needs a purpose for real health.一個人需要有一個目標(biāo)來達(dá)到真正健康。—— Sherwood Anderson 安德森 To choose time is to save time.(Francis Bacon , British philosopher) 合理安排時間就是節(jié)約時間。( 英國哲學(xué)家 培根. F.) Activity is the only road to knowledge.(George Bernard Shaw , British dramatist) 行動是通往知識的唯一道路 。(英國劇作家 肖伯納. G.) Histories make men wise; poems witty; the mathematics subtle; natural philosophy deep; moral grave; logic and rhetoric able to contend . (Francis Bacon , British philosopher ) 歷史使人明智;詩詞使人靈秀;數(shù)學(xué)使人周密;自然哲學(xué)使人深刻;倫理使人莊重;邏輯修辭學(xué)使人善辨。( 英國哲學(xué)家 培根. F.) At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.(Benjamin Franklin ,American president) 二十歲時起支配作用的是意志,三十歲時是機(jī)智,四十歲時是判斷。(美國總統(tǒng) 富蘭克林 . B.) It is no use doing what you like ; you have got to like what you do. (Winston Churchill , British prime minister) 不能愛哪行才干哪行,要干哪行愛哪行。 (美國首相 丘吉爾. W.) The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them,they make them.(George Bernard Shaw, British dramatist ) 在這個世界上,取得成功的人是那些努力尋找他們想要機(jī)會的人,如果找不到機(jī)會,他們就去創(chuàng)造機(jī)會。( 英國劇作家 肖伯納. G.) Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.(Abraham Lincoln ,American president ) 對于大多數(shù)人來說,他們認(rèn)定自己有多幸福,就有多幸福。(美國總統(tǒng) 林肯. A.) The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. (George Bernard Shaw, British dramatist ) 痛苦的秘密在于有閑功夫擔(dān)心自己是否幸福。 (英國劇作家 肖伯納 . G .) The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.( Victor Hugo , French novelist ) 生活中最大的幸福是堅信有人愛我們。( 法國小說家 雨果. V .) Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.(Franklin Roosevelt , American president ) 幸福不在于擁有金錢,而在于獲得成就時的喜悅以及產(chǎn)生創(chuàng)造力的激情。(美國總統(tǒng) 羅斯福. F.) A lifetime of happiness ! No man alive could bear it ; it would be hell on earth .(G. Bernard Shaw ,British dramatist ) 終身幸福!這是任何活著的人都無法忍受的,那將是人間地獄。(英國劇作家 肖伯納. G.) Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.(Albert Einstein , American scientist ) 有時候一個人為不花錢得到的東西付出的代價最高。(美國科學(xué)家 愛因斯坦. A.) No country , however rich , can afford the waste of its human resources .(Franklin Roosevelt , American president) 任何一個國家,不管它多么富裕,都浪費不起人力資源。(美國總統(tǒng) 羅斯富. F.) Prevention is better than cure.預(yù)防勝于治療?!?Dickens 狄更斯 Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity . (Richard Nixon, American President ) 命運(yùn)給予我們的不是失望之酒,而是機(jī)會之杯。(美國總統(tǒng) 尼克松 . R.) The empty vessels make the greatest sound.(William Shakespeare, British dramatist ) 滿瓶不響,半瓶咣當(dāng)。(英國劇作家 莎士比亞. W.) Money is like muck , not good except it be spread .(Francis Bacon , British philosopher) 金錢好比糞肥,只有撒到在大地才是有用之物。(英國哲學(xué)家 培根. F.) Only those who have the patience to do simple things perfectly ever acquire the skill to do difficult things easily . (Friedrich Schiller , German Dramatist and poet). 只有有耐心圓滿完成簡單工作的人,才能夠輕而易舉地完成困難的事。(德國劇作家、詩人 席勒. F.) The roots of education are bitter , but the fruit is sweet .(Aristotle , Ancient Greek philosopher ) 教育的根是苦的,但其果實是甜的。( 古希臘哲學(xué)家 亞里士多德) Better be unborn than untaught , for ignorance is the root of misfortune .(Plato , Ancient Greek philosopher) 與其不受教育,不如不生,因為無知是不幸的根源.(古希臘哲學(xué)家 柏拉圖) We cannot always build the future for our youth , but we can build our youth for the future . (Franklin Roosevelt , American president ) 我們不能總是為我們的青年造就美好未來,但我們能夠為未來造就我們的青年一代。 (美國總統(tǒng) 羅斯福. F.) Cleanliness is next to godliness. 清潔僅次于圣潔?!?Francis Bacon 培根 A great poem is a fountain forever overflowing with the waters of wisdom and delight .(P. B. Shelley , British poet ) 偉大的詩篇即是永遠(yuǎn)噴出智慧和歡欣之水的噴泉。(英國詩人 雪萊. P. B) One cannot help being old, but one can resist being aged.一個人無法不變老,但是他可以抵制衰老?!?H. L. Samuel 塞繆爾 Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet . (Jean Jacques Rousseau , French thinker) 忍耐是痛苦的,但它的果實是甜蜜的。 (法國思想家 盧梭. J. J.) Happiness lies, first of all, in health.快樂首先在于有健康的身體?!?G. W. Curtis柯蒂斯 My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country . My fellow citizens of the world; ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man . (John Kennedy , American President ) 美國同胞們,不要問國家能為你們做些什么,而要問你們能為國家做些什么。全世界的公民們,不要問美國將為你們做些什么,而要問我們共同能為人類的自由做些什么。 (美國總統(tǒng) 肯尼迪. J.) The world can be changed by man's endeavor, and that this endeavor can lead to something new and better. No man can sever the bonds that unite him to his society simply by averting his eyes . He must ever be receptive and sensitive to the new ; and have sufficient courage and skill to novel facts and to deal with them . (Franklin Roosevelt , American President ) 人經(jīng)過努力可以改變世界,這種努力可以使人類達(dá)到新的、更美好的境界。沒有人僅憑閉目、不看社會現(xiàn)實就能割斷自己與社會的聯(lián)系。他必須敏感,隨時準(zhǔn)備接受新鮮事物;他必須有勇氣與能力去面對新的事實,解決新問題。(美國總統(tǒng) 羅斯福. F.)

        英文個性簽名搞笑

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        英文個性簽名:

        1、We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.

        2、Yes, I know we should take a break.

        3、If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

        4、Without you I can also live well every day.

        5、Even if the other win others, our attitude is victory.

        6、I like BigBang

        7、Even next second we did not meet, on one second we will meet.

        8、YoushallhavenoothergodsbeforeMe。

        9、My world, I know a person is good.

        10、Because of you , so i madness.

        11、No town can never be home; yet the past can never be back.

        12、Promise, sometimes, is what a cheater said to a fool.

        13、After you left, I still stand in situ, silly fantasy you will come back.

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        Grass people not to lie, as Gaizhong cactus!

        2、其實大家交白卷都是年級第一,為什么非要自相殘殺呢。

        In fact orroer service staff, you have no right to ask the elder sister anse back, Im not a flicker!

        43、綁不住我的心就不好說我花心!

        Cant hold my heart cant say I heart!

        44、猛的一看你不怎么樣,仔細(xì)一看還不如猛的一看。

        A fierce look at you not hoe to accompany.

        47、上課的時候不省人事,下課鈴一響精神百倍!

        e higher.

        53、總之一句話,要成功先發(fā)瘋,頭腦簡單向前沖!

        In a e, a school small to large, the only constant is a do not miss the heart of the book.

        75、常言道,冰凍三尺,非微波爐不能解凍!

        As the saying goes, Rome e you!

        79、聽到你對我說的話,我就會得意一整天。

        Ill be proud to hear what you said to me.

        80、我對你眨眨眼,你硬說那是放電。

        I told you that it was you blink, discharge.

        1、即便時間慢慢流逝,我對你的愛也分毫不變。

        Even if time passes sloetimes, tears, what we have left a pile of debris too horrible to look at.

        29、深夜里靜靜地想你,讓淚水無盡的流。

        Think of you quietly in the middle of the night, let the tears flow.

        30、那些離別和失望的傷痛,已經(jīng)發(fā)不出聲音來了。

        Those leaves and the pain of disappointment, has made no sound to the.

        31、哼你愛的歌會痛,看你的信會痛,就連沉默也痛。

        Will always love you, you will see the pain, even pain is also silent.

        32、人海中,認(rèn)定了你,這便是我的執(zhí)著。

        In the huge crowd, recognized you, this is my persistent.

        33、我憶不到過去的過去,找不到曾經(jīng)的曾經(jīng)。

        I can not recall the past, can not find once had.

        34、長的丑不是你的本意,只是上帝發(fā)了小小的脾氣。

        Long ugly is not your intention, but God made a little temper.

        35、你一直如此癡迷的人,如今他也迷路了。

        You have been so obsessed es from love, but our happiness comes from love.

        50、緊握在手中卻流逝于指縫。

        Grip in the hands but the passage of the fingers.

        51、我會把孤獨喂飽,再來溫暖邇。

        I noe todays Gebendongxi never abandon.

        57、絕望是最完美的期待,期待是最漫長的絕望。

        Despair is the most perfect expectation, expectation is the longest despair.

        58、世界上本來有路,走的人多了,就沒了路。

        There is a e so indifferent, not crazy.

        61、彼岸花開開彼岸,奈何橋前可奈何。

        The other side of the floe back if Id never met you.

        70、不要問別人為你做了什么,而要問你為別人做了什么。

        Dont ask what others do for you, but ask what you do for others.

        71、我會陪你一直走下去,你別放棄我。

        I the mouth, etimes, its better to be alone. No one hurt you.

        79、我不會依賴別人,因為我受夠了失望。

        I wont rely on others, because Im fed up with disappointment.

        80、只有不傷手的立白,沒有不分手的戀愛。

        Only not to hurt the hand stand, not only love.

        1、老天都是公平的,雖然你長得丑,但是你想得美!

        God is fair, although you look ugly, but you think beautiful!

        2、讓你在沒有我的地方瘋狂,讓我在沒有你的世界堅強(qiáng)。

        Let you be mad plain any more. After all, it is up to him to finish his oe back, I is full of people, but unfortunately not us.

        22、如果愛你只有一次,我會用每一個夜晚來想你。

        If I love you only once, I mate cover a quilt.

        44、心傷慢慢用時間治愈,感情真的可以打敗距離。

        Heart wounds heal slowly with time, and feelings can really defeat distance.

        45、如果我是真的愛你,你會不會原諒我犯的所有錯。

        If I really love you, will you forgive me for all my mistakes?

        46、我們太小,不懂愛與被愛。只知道我們的心受到了傷害。

        es Junior Three.

        52、愛過傷過痛過恨過,可是到最終,時間會把一切都湮沒。

        Love, hurt, hate, but in the end, time will obliterate everything.

        Love, no crack passe a ent,ent, miss is eternal. 路過是一瞬,錯過是永恒。 Habit iscuous. 裝出來的真心比濫情更可怕。 I see it all, I see it no go hand in a noisy streets, find the pupil picture. 放開手在喧鬧的大街,找不到瞳孔中的畫面。 They have a loving person, pass. 不是人生若只如初見,而是人生何如不相逢。 go chose abandoned. 彼此剛剛擁有的默契,你卻放手選擇了拋棄。 Love, is the youth frenzy years round of apricot yellow months, fine but hazy. 愛情,是青春迷亂歲月里的一輪杏黃月,美好而朦朧。

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        搞笑的英語個性簽名大全一

        1,encounteredinthewildsnakehowtodo?Don'tpanic,withagentlesmile,anumbrellaup,PtendingtobeXuXian.

        2,examination,inPparationfortheexaminationpapertowritefull"Baidusearch,you'llsee"madteacher.

        3,mymothersaid:evenjealousandfilledwithdrinksoysaucelike,cannotletotherslookdownon.

        In4,Iwantedtogivelifeakiss,butrealitygavemetwoslaps,yousayinreturn,Icannotkickinghim?

        5,theQingmingFestival,thisyearthestudentsputafalsetruenoteasy,evenonholidayswiththeancestorsoflight.

        6,thereistwowordshurtasmillionnetbug,school.

        7,chemistry,thechemistryteacherasked:"ifyourhomegasleak,howtodo?",don'tpanic,somecigarettes,calmdown.

        8,bigauntlikeashtoowolf,gotheretocallasentence,Iwillbeback.

        9,IlikeConan,haveawalkandletpeoplediewherespirit.

        10,gotobedatnoontheautomaticreplyas'and'students,resultsandithadachatatnoon.

        1、在野外遇到蛇怎么辦?不要驚慌,面帶溫潤的笑容撐起一把傘,假裝是許仙。

        2、考試,準(zhǔn)備在卷子上寫滿“百度一下,你就知道”氣死閱卷老師。

        3、媽媽說:就算吃醋也要裝的跟喝了醬油似的,不能讓別人瞧不起。

        4、我本來想給生活一個吻,而現(xiàn)實卻給了我兩巴掌,你說作為回報,我能不踹他一腳么?

        5、清明節(jié),這年頭的學(xué)生放個假真不容易,連放假都要沾老祖宗的光。

        6、有那么兩個字傷盡千萬網(wǎng)蟲,開學(xué)。

        7、化學(xué)課上,化學(xué)老師問:“如果你家的煤氣泄漏了,怎么辦?”,別慌,點支煙,冷靜一下。

        8、大姨媽就像灰太狼,走的時候總會喊上一句,我一定會回來的。

        9、做人就要像柯南一樣、有一種走到哪就讓人死到哪的精神。

        10、中午睡覺時把自動回復(fù)設(shè)成了‘然后呢’,結(jié)果同學(xué)和它聊了一中午。

        搞笑的英語個性簽名大全二

        You'regone,Ifoundthathavenoyouwillvoid,andyourhearthadanotherofher.

        等你離開,我才發(fā)現(xiàn)心里沒有你會空虛,而你的心里卻有另一個她了。

        withoutuproarnotunreasonable,don'tcrynotpride。

        我很好,不吵不鬧不無理取鬧,不哭不傲。

        Timehealsalmosteverything.Givetimetime

        時間幾乎會愈合所有事情。請給時間一點時間。

        Trustalwayscannotstandtest,appearsovulnerable.

        信任,總是經(jīng)不起考驗,顯得如此不堪一擊。

        Thethoughtofthischickafter90canbelegallymarried,sisterofpeargreater!!!!!!

        一想到今年90后的小妞都可以合法嫁人了,姐的鴨梨更大了!!!!!!

        Lovetothedepthsofnoparting,studentsalsogohandinhand,deathisalsoaccompanied

        情到深處無別離,生也相隨,死也相伴

        Aslongasalongtime,thedistancefromafar,whathavegonebad.

        只要時間一長,距離一遠(yuǎn),什么都變質(zhì)了。

        You'regone,Ifoundthathavenoyouwillvoid,andyourhearthadanotherofher.

        等你離開,我才發(fā)現(xiàn)心里沒有你會空虛,而你的心里卻有另一個她了。

        Likethewinddunkaspainmemorieswereblown,butloveisinimperceptibleinthecold.

        像風(fēng)灌進(jìn)回憶一樣痛被吹散,愛卻在不知不覺中著了涼。

        Somethings,Iwouldhaveforgotten,Somepeople,Iwouldhavecare.

        有些事,我早就忘了;有些人,我早就不在乎了。

        Textedelablonde,maisjedis.

        文字的蒼白無力,訴說著我的無奈。

        Itturnedoutthatourheartisanunknowncorner,don'twanttobeuncoveredscars.

        原來我們的心底都一個不為人知的角落,不愿被人揭起的傷疤。

        Theyearslowly,andmemorythatheavy,Ioftenfeelliveverysuffocate.

        歲月慢慢,回憶又那么沉重,我時常覺得活得很窒息。

        HappinessistimePcipitation,smileisthelonelysad.

        幸福是年華的沉淀,微笑是寂寞的悲傷。

        Youaremyheartsunshine,canonlylook,atouchwillburns.

        你是我心里的陽光,只能仰望,一碰就會被灼傷。

        Whatpersistent,pursue,lustedafterof,isall'ttakeitwith.

        所執(zhí)著的,所追求的,所貪戀的,都是生不帶來,死不帶去的。

        Aloneinanoisywalkstreet,myworldstillonlyhaveme.

        獨自一人走在喧鬧的街,我的世界仍然只有我。

        Ifthisisnotlove,whatistheretolookforwardto.

        如果這都不算愛,還有什么好期待。

        Iflifeonlysuchasfirst,thentimesongwillprosperoussome.

        若人生只如初見,那么似水流年會不會繁華一些。

        Howgoodcanshelflifeonlytotomorrowtoday.

        多么好的明天可保質(zhì)期只到今天。

        Imissyou.butImissyou

        我想念你,但是我錯過你了

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