若是你在 學習英語 的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小 故事 放松放松。英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默，情節(jié)生動有趣，相信在你在閱讀的同時也可以一起學習英語哦。這次我給大家整理了英語幽默小故事，供大家閱讀參考。

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英語幽默小故事1

My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

我丈夫，麥克是個開大巴士的。一次當他剛要開過一個無人上下車的車站時，一位乘客喊過有位老婦人要上車。麥克把車?？吭隈R路邊，打開了車門。

After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly.

過了足有一分鐘，麥克才見到一位老太太拄著拐杖，慢騰騰地過著馬路朝車子走來。

He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.

麥克襯心地等她來到汽車旁上著臺階。While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”

趁老太太打開錢包找月票的工夫，麥克欲關門，老婦人阻止道:“等一會，我媽媽還在后面呢!”

英語幽默小故事2

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Bernie應邀來到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie發(fā)現(xiàn)，不管問他老婆什么問題，Morris總要在每句話的前面加上一些親密的稱呼，象蜜糖，我的愛人，親愛的，甜心等等。Bernie對Morris說，“你們夫妻倆真夠親密的，結(jié)婚這么多年了，你還叫她叫得那么親密?！盡orris低下頭，小聲地對Bernie說，“老實跟你說吧，三年前我忘記老婆的真名是什么了。”

英語幽默小故事3

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠處，向他們沖來。 其中的一個人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”鞋，開始穿上。另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了?！?/p>

英語幽默小故事4

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

一個女孩去 拜訪 她的金發(fā)朋友，這個朋友最近養(yǎng)了兩只“狗”，于是女孩問道：“它們叫什么名字呀?”

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

金發(fā)朋友說，一只叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?

女孩說：“哪有狗狗叫這個名字的?！?/p>

"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

“那個……”金發(fā)朋友說?！八麄兪潜O(jiān)視器!”

英語幽默小故事5

Too Much Pressure

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job，but now I found out the real reason：I’m tired because I’m overworked.The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school，which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government，leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the Armed Forces，which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188，000 people in hospitals，leaving 1，212，000 to do the work.Now，there are 1，211，998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And you’re sitting at the table reading jokes.

壓力太大

多年以來我一直感到很疲憊，我曾經(jīng)把原因歸咎為缺乏睡眠以及來自于工作上的巨大壓力。但是，我現(xiàn)在找到了真正的原因：我感到疲倦是因為我超負荷工作。我們這個國家有2.37億人口。其中1.04億已經(jīng)退休了。還剩下1.33億在工作。有8，500萬人還在上學，工作的就剩下4，800萬。這其中還有2，900萬聯(lián)邦政府雇員，真正做事的就剩1，900萬人，又有280萬人在服兵役，就剩下1，620萬人在工作。從中再去掉各州和市政府的雇員1，480萬人，還剩下140萬人工作。但又有18.8萬人生病住院，現(xiàn)在只剩下121.2萬人工作。其中1，211，998人在坐牢。這樣僅剩下兩個人在工作，就是你和我。而你卻坐在桌邊看笑話。

英語幽默小故事6

Top 9 Reasons to Study Economics

Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."

Economists can supply it on demand .

You can talk about money without ever having to make any.

You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face .

Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out .

When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.

If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".

Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward , in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.

When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.

學習經(jīng)濟學的九大理由

經(jīng)濟學家們會武功：“小心我們的無影手。”

經(jīng)濟學家們能夠做到有求必應。

你可以不必掙錢而對金錢夸夸其談。

你可以開始拉著臉說“涓滴”這一術語了。

米克·賈格爾和阿諾德·施瓦辛格兩人都學過經(jīng)濟學，看看他們后來都成為了什么樣的人物。

站在失業(yè)隊伍里的時候，至少你會知道自己為什么失業(yè)。

假如重新安排“經(jīng)濟學”這個詞包含的字母，你得到的是“小丑的鼻子”。

倫理學教導我們堅守德行本身即是回報，在經(jīng)濟學中我們得到的教導則是獲得回報本身即是德行。

喝醉了的時候，你可以告訴所有人你只是在體驗邊際效用遞減規(guī)律而已。

英語幽默小故事7

Nobel Prize in Economics

Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.

Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one.

(A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!)

諾貝爾經(jīng)濟學獎

兩個持完全不同觀點的人都能夠獲得諾貝爾獎，這種情況只有在經(jīng)濟學領域才會發(fā)生。

或者兩個持完全不同觀點的人能夠分享諾貝爾獎，這種情況也只有在經(jīng)濟學領域才會發(fā)生。具體而言，繆爾達爾和哈耶克就是如此。

(有傳言稱在神經(jīng)科學領域也有類似情形，比如戈爾吉和卡哈爾，所以經(jīng)濟學家也許并非那么另類。)

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