小李飛刀xy
守株待兔（英語短?。?劇本你可以自己調節(jié)角色~[開始。樹）上臺安靜地屹立到舞臺較后方。導演（范冰）走到臺前]導演：Action！[跑下臺][農夫冷酷地上。]農夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停頓）[走兩步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨鏡戴上）[冷酷地走兩步，突然被絆了一跤，回頭生氣地踢了下絆自己的石頭，繼續(xù)保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡驕傲地展示給觀眾看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[開始展示名牌，邊說邊掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不經意地掏出一個蘋果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![從懷里掏出癢癢撓] Do U know what’s this？癢癢撓？No no no~~It’s my modern——鋤頭~?。看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[開始彎下腰做出鋤地的動作，鋤了兩下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，開始很有激情地邊鋤地邊唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![邊唱邊鋤邊慢慢下臺，把沒用的道具拿走，把有用的道具準備在口袋里] [樹走上前臺]樹：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出瘋狂搖滾歌手的動作，邊做邊唱：哼哼哈西?。?！]I can dance![跳四小天鵝]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 掛掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引導觀眾看兔子A)。樹站回后臺][兔子A上]兔子A（一開始不知道狀況。以為自己扮演周杰倫，所以很熱情地上場跟觀眾打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新專輯《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《發(fā)如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，這時候導演（范冰）上]導演：[拿手中紙筒狠狠打了下兔子A的頭]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [導演邊說邊奪過《十一月的肖邦》。導演下臺之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，驚喜地]Oh!It’s mine?。ê芘d奮地拿著下場）兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在場上轉圈，悠閑散步][農夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場，突然看見前面有個兔子]農夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][農夫跟在兔子后面。兩個人走啊走。兔子突然回頭。農夫假裝看手表。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子回頭。農夫假裝打手機。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。這次農夫冷酷地把槍口對準了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What’s this！農夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun… [幫農夫把槍頭調轉過來（農夫一開始把槍對著自己）]農夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起來農夫要殺自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農夫追到樹前]農夫：Where~ to go? Haha![農夫開了一槍“砰”。兔子在樹后驚慌躲閃，沒被打到。樹做出受傷中彈狀。 農夫又開槍，同上。 農夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。兔子開始時驚慌躲閃，躲著躲著跳起舞來。樹繼續(xù)痛苦中彈狀。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，邊跳邊說]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！樹：[痛苦萬分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪動到兔子背后][兔子繼續(xù)興奮地跳舞。農夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。 兔子猛然抬頭發(fā)現]農夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [舉槍對準兔子，開槍，沒聲音，看看槍，示意沒子彈了。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然頭撞倒了后面的樹] Wa ！[兔子暈兩下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]農夫：OH! [很興奮地過去兩個手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子綁到樹上。倒地睡到樹旁邊]……兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發(fā)現自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?樹：[指著農夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農夫的手機][兔子不知不覺地把樹杈移開，走到手機前看了看]咦？What’s this？[撿起來看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原處。 又自覺地把自己綁在樹上。 突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機] But how to use it？？？樹：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![給兔子]兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打電話的樣子] 喂？李詠：[上臺，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸運52的手勢]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[掛掉]李詠：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁悶地下臺]兔子A：Now let me call again.[撥打] 喂？兔子B：喂？兔子A：Hey Jackey！兔子B：Hey tommy!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經過兔子A面前，兩個人還沒發(fā)現]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆離開][兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機放回農夫處，還很有禮貌地說了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自覺地把自己綁回了樹上]兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [興奮過度，后仰，頭又撞倒樹上，昏眩中…“我暈！” 又暈了][兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [費力地想把樹枝（雙臂）挪開，使了幾次勁，還是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到農夫扔掉的癢癢撓] Let’s see,what’s this！A 鋤頭！[裝作打高爾夫球，試了試鋤頭手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到樹面前，正要砍]樹：Stop?。?！What will you do?兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.樹：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉鋤頭] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![靈感突來][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [開始帶頭做早操。做著做著對樹說“Follow me！” （企圖讓樹動起來，兩只手松開，這樣就可以救出兔子A）樹也開始跟著做起早操。 兔子B輕輕上前，想救出兔子A。但是樹的廣播操動作恰好都是會擋住營救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 廣播操畢。樹繼續(xù)綁著兔子A]兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音響放起泰坦尼克號主題曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住樹，企圖引導樹像女主角一樣張開雙臂，放出兔子A。樹漸漸陶醉，手緩緩松開。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A兩只手張開，成了女主角動作。樹又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角動作。樹和A陶醉其中。B要喚醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，還用腳踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”繼續(xù)陶醉。]兔子B：（無奈ing…）Stop?。。。ㄒ魳吠＃?（沮喪）I can’t save my friend…[掏出紙巾想要擦汗，帶出10塊錢，掉在地上]樹：Money！[一個箭步沖上去撿起錢，回到原位并且對著太陽驗鈔。]兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢動作深情撲向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低頭系鞋帶。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在樹上，暈兩下說：“暴頭！”死翹。] [兔子B見狀沖上去，深情地摟住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[傷心地俯下身子，緊緊抱住A][這時睡覺中的農夫突然一個翻身，又把B壓在了下面]兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翹了]農夫：[農夫這時候醒了。擦了下口水，看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[興奮地一手提一只兔子，哼著小曲下場]樹：[還在驗鈔的樹正在高興，突然發(fā)現是假鈔]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
甜甜的今天
Beijing is ready for the Olympics (A peddler, Mary, Diana and Yangyang) (In a free market) 小販： Look look, see see. You say how much is how much. Mary： What did she mean? Diana：I don’t know. Let me ask her. Hey, What did you say? 小販： Wh………What? I can’t say English good. Diana：How strange she is. I think she doesn’t speak English. She speaks some foreign language, but not Chinese. Mary： I think so too. Let’s go away! Yang： Wait a moment! I think the peddler DID speak English, but she can’t speak very well. Let me be your interpreter, OK? Mary： Good! Then I can understand what she just said. Yang： 你剛才想對這位外國人說什么？ 小販： 我就是想讓她買我的東西??！ Yang： She wants you to buy her things. Diana: Oh! What does she have? Yang： 她問你，你有什么？ 小販： 一些中國的折傘。Chinese umbrella. Red. Beautiful! Diana: Good! I’m looking for them! Do you have some other colors? Yang： Oh. Red is really wonderful. Do you know Chinese color? Mary： No. Yang： It’s Red. Because red means good luck. Diana：Why? Yang： What color is fire? Mary： Red. Yang： Yes. In China, people believe fire can sweep away bad luck, so, red means good luck. Diana: Oh, interesting. OK, I want this red one. How much is it? 小販： 這句我明白了。Fifteen yuan. Diana: That’s very cheap! I’ll buy it. Here is the money. 小販： And, your umbrella! Diana: Thank you. Mary: Thank you for translating for us! Can you tell us your name please? Yang： You are welcome! My name is Yangyang. Bye-bye! Diana & Mary: See you. (LATER) Mary: That little student, Yangyang, really helped us a lot. Diana: Yes! And I think Chinese people really changed a lot. They can speak English! Wow! That’s amazing! Mary: They are ready for the 2008 Olympics. Diana: I agree with you. (A month later, in the Summer Palace) 小販： Look at the Five Friendlies. They are so lovely. Yang: Hey, yes, they are! Glad to meet you! Your English changed a lot. What did you do? 小販： I have been studying English since the day I met you in the market. Yang： I think now you have more buyers, right? 小販： Yes. Because they can understand me! Yang： Ha! That’s what I thought! 小販： Everyone is preparing for the 2008 Olympic Games. And so am I. If I don’t study English, fewer people will buy my goods in 2008. I think that speaking English is full of fun. It’s not hard and it’s very useful. Yang： If you don’t forget how to speak Chinese, then everything is fine! 小販： Well, to tell you the truth. I DO forget how to speak Chinese! Yang： What?! Are you kidding? 小販： Yes, I am just joking. I won’t forget how to speak my native language. (Later) Diana: Look! Who is the student? Mary: That’s our interpreter, Yangyang. Let’s say hello to her. Diana: Hello, Yangyang, our interpreter! Do you remember us? Yang： Oh, yes! We met in the free market that day! How nice to see you again! How are you? Mary: We are fine, thank you! What are you doing here? Yang： I’m just walking and enjoying the sun in the beautiful park. Diana: Oh, great! We are going to have a picnic here. Would you like to join us? Yang： Yes, of course! Let’s go. (Later) Yang： This is a good place for a picnic. Shall we sit here? Diana: Yeah, good idea! Yang： Wow! We’ve got many delicious foods! Mary: Let’s enjoy them! Diana: Can the peddler speak English now? Yang： Yeah. And now her English is excellent. Diana: Really? I think Chinese are really good at learning a new language. Yang： You’re over praising us. Thank you. Mary: Look at that! What’s that flying? Is it a beautiful swallow? Yang： It is not a swallow, but it’s a kite of swallow! Diana: Oh, God! I thought it was a real swallow too! Yang： People in Beijing love swallow kites! Do you know the Five Friendlies of 2008 Beijing Olympics? Swallow is one of them. Mary: Yeah! I love the Five Friendlies! They are so cute! Diana: How beautiful the swallow kite is! And how blue and clear the sky is! Yang： The sky of Beijing is getting bluer and clearer and the air is becoming better and better! You know before there were even sandstorms in Beijing! Mary: Sandstorms are terrible! And I remember Beijing was also known for its polluted rivers. Yang： That was true, but the government has been doing a lot to improve the environment in Beijing. Rivers are cleaned and lots of grass and trees and flowers are planted in the city. Diana: Yeah, Beijing has changed greatly these years and that’s why we can enjoy the picnic with the beautiful environment here! Mary: Beijing is ready for the Olympics! I really want to buy the Five Friendlies as the souvenir. Yang： The peddler has! We can go to the peddler to have a look at the Five Friendlies. He is just over there. Diana: Ok, let’s take everything and go! (Later) 小販： Hello! Have a look at the Five Friendlies! Mary: Hello! Thank you! Is this green baby a panda? 小販： Yes! He is Jingjing. He is the national animal of China. He lives in the green forest and he brings peace and happiness to the world. Diana: I love him! And this must be a lovely antelope who is always fast and active! Yang： You are right! His name is Yingying. Look at the fish, Beibei! You know, in Chinese culture, fish means a good harvest and it’s a symbol of a good year and a good life. Mary: Interesting! Oh, I know this one! It’s fire! Red fire! The Chinese color, you told me last time! He can bring the world good luck! 小販： The fire’s name is Huanhuan. And also look at the swallow Nini flying in the sky! When you put the names of the Five Friendlies together–Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni–they say “Welcome to Beijing”. Diana: Wow! Wonderful idea! Mary: I’ll buy them! How much are they? 小販： 350 yuan. Mary: Here you are! Thank you! (Together): Beijing is ready for the Olympics! Welcome to Beijing!
羋修羋修
英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下場) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）(小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me?。ǚ浅＝辜保㎝&A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩）M&A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）M&A: Money?(對視)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下場) Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home） N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他準備拿給爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸詫異地看著孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，開始準備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A: Of course!(開始彈，第一段孩子隨節(jié)奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來“you first”之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。)D: What’s the matter?M: Dad, we have no money!A: Can we have some please?D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice!M: Other students always buy them!D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間)M: What shall we do now?A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說)M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身邊)M: Dad, I want a new eraser!A: I want a longer ruler!M&A: Dad, please！D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看)A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺）D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?M&A: Yes, sir!D: Here you are !( 給錢)M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場)N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家后肚子痛)M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場）A: …….D: What’s wrong?M: I’ve a stomachache!A: Me too!D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?M: Yes. We had some candies just now.A: I had some too!D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）M: But they look nice!A: And tastes good!M&A: Aiyo……D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!M&A: OK. Scene 4: (At the school gate) N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.(正走到校門口，發(fā)現警察驅趕校門口的小販)P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (輕聲并拉小販)S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指著小販）D: He?(警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩)P: What’s the matter with them?D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲）S: OK. I know. (羞愧)C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?M&A: OK, dad! P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.D: OK, Let’s go.N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
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英語小劇本-----小紅帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok! Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二場：在路上 (一陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三場：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（從樹后出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地搖動尾巴，一邊說）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲) Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang! Wolf： (應聲倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you 英語短劇劇本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation:學校布景,做糖果用桌及相關材料，小販家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果鉆出來（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過地說：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下場) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販） (小販拉著糖上場，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me?。ǚ浅＝辜保?M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（輕蔑） M&A: Money?(對視) M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開，下場) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下場) Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home） N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看報) M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同時Alice去取吉他準備拿給爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well! (爸爸詫異地看著孩子) D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求) D:OKOK! Let’s. (取吉他，開始準備)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course! (開始彈，第一段孩子隨節(jié)奏起舞，第二段孩子開始輕聲討論起來“you first”之類的話，爸爸停止彈琴。) D: What’s the matter? M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，轉頭看報，孩子回到房間) M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think …well, I know!(輕聲在Maggie耳邊說) M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身邊) M: Dad, I want a new eraser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please！ D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮來給爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出斷尺） D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 給錢) M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高興，下場) N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場，孩子到家后肚子痛) M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進場） A: ……. D: What’s wrong? M: I’ve a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣） M: But they look nice! A: And tastes good! M&A: Aiyo…… D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look! M&A: OK. Scene 4: (At the school gate) N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away. (正走到校門口，發(fā)現警察驅趕校門口的小販) P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now! C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (輕聲并拉小販) S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And… C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy! M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指著小販） D: He? (警察走過來問爸爸，朝小孩) P: What’s the matter with them? D: They got a stomachache after having his candies. S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And…… P: Stop, stop!(打斷小販) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常嚴厲） S: OK. I know. (羞愧) C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home. Policeman(對小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health. D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you? M&A: OK, dad! P: Let’s take them to the hospital now. D: OK, Let’s go. N（出場）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. AprilFool'sDayN: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?F: Ok, here.轉自：www.coffbar.comU: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃驚地）D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?D1: What a pity!N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.轉自：www.coffbar.comS: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?F: April K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!轉自：N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
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逃課Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?——————————————————————————–Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? …Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?——————————————————————————–Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!——————————————————————————–Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!——————————————————————————–Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)——————————————————————————–Tags: 6人劇本, 大學生活, 趣味劇本
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